It’s been a while since my last visit to Thailand. This was my 7th visit to the land of smiles. I normally don’t write reports, but I figured someone might enjoy reading my story.
A little background about myself first. I am from Denver, in my 40’s, never married, no kids, good job, and enjoying life. Normally not a big drinker, but when I’m in Thailand, I’ve been known to grab a few drinks (or shots) here and there. Other than English, I’m also fluent in Vietnamese, Mandarin and some Thai. In years past, my destination of choice would have been Vietnam and Malaysia. Since I first visited Thailand, I haven’t returned. I will one day though!
When I go to Bangkok, I usually stay at hotels near the Nana area. I usually visit the Nana complex a lot, which is an area with a-go-go’s, beer bars, and freelancers (escorts) that hang in and around the complex. If I go out one evening and not find anything interesting in Nana, I check out Soi Cowboy. In the end it’s all about the hunt, and I don’t like coming up empty handed.
Quality in Bangkok better than Pattaya?
My thoughts are beauty is so subjective, it’s a never ending back and forth discussion. What I think is beautiful may be ugly to the next guy. In my opinion, both places have beautiful women and neither one is better than the other. I’ve been enjoying both places, and in the end, it comes down to how you handle each and every encounter, and what you learn from it.
I still remember my first lady in Thailand, a go-go lady who charged me 5.000 baht for a short time. I was such a noob, and desperate to get my feet wet, that the only head thinking that night was the one below. Will try to not make that mistake again, no promises though!
A few photos from my previous encounters.
When I head to Pattaya, I usually stay at View Talay 6 or nearby. I like this place because it’s location. My frequent visited locations are just a short ride away, whether it’s Soi 6, LK Metro or Walking Street. It’s also close to Central Festival and 7-11, making it easy to do shopping, watch a movie, play games or get some drinks.
The first few trips to Pattaya saw me barfining a lot from the a-go-go’s on Walking Street. There was one lady that kind of grew on me for a while.
The Evolution of Jane
When I first met her, she was an upcoming star at a known a-go-go in Walking Street. She had previously worked in a less popular a-go-go, but had an issue with the boss there. She had a unique look to her, she didn’t look particular Thai, and even though I know that doesn’t appeal to everyone, I found her looks very appealing.
I would barfine her night after night. I just could not get enough of her. After a few trips, I got to know her even better as we managed to keep in touch when I was back home. I met her two sisters, some of her best friends, and even her tomboy. She got increasingly more popular in the a-go-go she worked, and she would get barfined fast, sometimes so fast I missed the boat because I was drooling at different establishments.
As I continued to travel to Pattaya, my need to always be around her decreased. I went from picking her up 6-7 times a trip, down to 1-2 times. It wasn’t because I liked her any less, but more so that I was busy being a horny bastard elsewhere. Thankfully, we kept in touch through the years, so she always knew when I was visiting. Our level of comfort with each other now is at a point where she tells me her problems. Whether it’s her putting on weight, problems with a sponsor or customer, or even her tomboy.
The Addiction to Booty
I am into ladies with a little booty. Not too small, not too big, with the right amount of bounce! A few of my booty encounters from this and past trips are to follow.
The Sisters
When Jane introduced me to her two sisters, naturally I was curious since I thought they were both pretty hot. One of them worked together with Jane, while the other was in a competing a-go-go establishment further down the street. Let me introduce you to May and Sara. Both are pretty popular among mongers, and Sara in particular due to her exposure in some Thai videos.
Jane knew about me wanting to go with May and Sara, and would let me know when either one was available. The first thing I noticed about May that I found appealing, was she had a nice little bubble booty. She was also very cute, and loved to party in any disco. Of the three, May is definitely more the party type. After several attempts, with bad timing and so forth, I was finally able to get with them both.
Thongs
I don’t mind nudity, but sometimes I think ladies are sexier with panties or thongs on. There’s just something about the way those small clothing’s accentuate a woman’s curves. It’s like that last barrier before you hit the promised land, and you want to savor every second of it.
If there is a nice booty in thongs or panties in front of me, my natural instinct is to bury my face in it. Many men worship those curves like they were “our precious”. After we’re done with boom boom, we lay our heads on that booty and maybe kiss it a few times. We’re so thankful that we had an opportunity to tap it, touch it, feel it, and sometimes even taste it. This might be the devotion that drives us to find the next one.
The Tease
Sex to me is more than just a physical thing. The difference between it being “okay” or “great”, is largely determined by how much I’m into it mentally. We all have our fetishes, and each of us knows what makes the little man downstairs agile. One of the things that does it for me is lingerie, or sexy outfits. If I can, I try and buy some when I’m at home, and bring it with me to land of smiles. It’s relatively cheap at eBay or Amazon. There’s places in land of smiles you can buy this too, I’m just too lazy to take the time to do it while on vacation.
Sometimes the task of taking a shower, coming out in a towel, hopping in bed naked, and boom boom gets too routine. If in the back of my mind I’m not mentally into it, I know I probably won’t cross the finish line no matter how hard or long I’m trying. That’s why I try and do everything possible to get in the mood, and lingerie definitely helps me doing so. Life is better when you spice it up!
Monger Memoirs
1. Monger Memoirs (Part One)
2. Monger Memoirs (Part Two)
3. Monger Memoirs (Part Three)
3 comments
I’m getting the blues reading this. I am going to LOS in January, been a while since my last visit.
Good story! Waiting for part two already.
I used to live in Koh Chang and went there about every three months, good burgers and clothing that fit 🙂